This is from my friend Fred. What a font of forwarded humour.
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
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Hey buddy,
I was just thinking about my reply to your email about Scarborough Faire some days ago. Hope you knew I was just digging up an old joke when I referred to YY the BTFF.
Now back to studying.
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