They just don't stop. It was hot yesterday, so this was inevitable...
You Know you are in Texas in July When:
1. The trees are whistling for dogs
2. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms from the ground
3. The best parking spot is determined by shade, rather than distance
4. Hot water comes from both taps
5. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron
6. The temperature drops below 95 degrees and you feel a chill
7. You discover that it only takes alternating fingers to steer your car
8. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
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